If you were 20 years younger I still wouldn't go out with you.

As always this post has not been proof read.

My Mom and Dad had an Insurance agency. One of the employees, Amy, was about 19 or 20 when she began working at the agency. Amy was an absolutely beautiful person. I say beautiful person because she was not just a cute girl, she had a great personality. Amy had such a great disposition, kindness for everyone, and positive attitude that you could help but fall in love with her. She was around our family for several years and I think we all thought of her as the youngest sibling.

I never saw Amy really sad, mad, or upset in any way until she broke up with one of her boyfriends. Amy moped around the office and you could see she was upset. My dad, in an effort to make Amy feel better told her, “Amy, if I was twenty years younger I would ask you out.” Amy without blinking an eye said, “Bob, If you were twenty years younger I still wouldn’t go out with you.” My dad was never speechless but that day Amy shut him down.