Animal House: "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
Stripes: “Oh, it's not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning.”
The Sand Lot: “You’re killing me smalls”
Tommy Boy: “The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I’ve seen it a hundred times.”
The Big Lebowski: Q: “what do you do for recreation?” A: “Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.”
Tommy Boy: “Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.”
Airplane: "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
Ferris Buellers Day Off: “Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”
Caddyshack: "So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."
Animal House: “Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!”
Fargo: "And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper."
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