Thursday, January 27, 2011

This is all about me and it is random stuff.

Thanks to Mario Kart I panicked and swerved to miss banana peel in the parking lot a Lowes. Wouldn’t want to spin out! After playing some of the driving video games I am tempted to nudge the other drivers on the interstate. Just once it would be fun to have some type of turtle shell type seeking bomb to blow a left lane bandit off the road.

I had to replace the garbage disposal in our kitchen at home yesterday. I forgot to punch the drain out of it for the dishwasher. I realized this after the dishwasher leaked all over the kitchen floor. I’m surprised the old disposal lasted as long as it did. I think the boys must have run a half dozen forks knives and spoons through it. I know that Jackie found a paring knife in it. The knife was mangled almost beyond recognition.

I’m horrible at writing. I misspell, use incorrect grammar and in general just type the wrong letters. I don’t proof anything so who the hell knows what I mean sometimes.  I don’t sign my e-mails with “Regards” anymore since the T and G are so close to each other. One of my advertising reps is named Chris. Instead of writing “meeting with Chris” in my outlook calendar I wrote “meeting with Christ.” I guess it was a come to Jesus meeting.  I left the L out of public once; that was embarrassing. I read a church bulletin mistake where someone left the U out of Titus.

I love my Ipod. I have a huge number of songs on it and I picked every song. Now when I play my IPod I find myself skipping about five songs for everyone one I listen too! I thought I would enjoy listening to all the songs I chose but I guess not.

I lost my car keys one morning. I looked everywhere; the bedroom, the car, the van, in my backpack. I sent Jackie message asking if she knew where they were. After looking everywhere I found them in my hand!
I have a new smart phone. I keep some peoples name and number in my phone so I know not to answer it when they call. Is that wrong?

At the Ford Dealer convention for FRAC several years ago we had quite an opening party. We had a “beach” themed party with everything you could imagine including Reggae band, tiki hut bars, lady servers in grass skirts, tiki torches and so on. I had a few to many drinks and the rest of the convention I was known as the guy who sang the Banana Boat song with the Reggae Band.  At another work related convention I charged an $1800.00 bar tab to one of my co-workers hotel room. 

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