- Eating fish.
- The smell of maple syrup.
- Eye boogers, the really crusty ones that hurt when you rub your eye.
- Sticky hands.
- People who point to their wrist instead of just asking you what the time is? One day I will be rude enough to say: I know where my watch is, where the hell is yours?”
- Searching for the TV remote.
- The saying “life is short.” It isn’t short, it is the longest thing any one of us will ever do.
- Sticky floors.
- Rhubarb.
- Smoked Sausage and Fried Potatoes.
- A vehicle’s back windows rolled down while I’m riding in it.
- Any women I just met or barely know thinking she can call me, honey, baby or dear.
- Being touched by people I do not know.
- When the bed sheets too tight at the end of the bed; it mashes my feet down.
- My leaf blower and weed eater.
- Losing my sunglasses.
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Things I hate!
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I will second the 'women I just met calling me: dear, hun, honey, etc.' especially waitresses. Do that and your tip percentage goes waaay down.
ReplyDeleteCan I add a couple of my own?
When people come up to me and say, "Quick question.." and then go on forever.
Any event being labeled as being "good for the local economy." A McDonald's grand opening isn't an economy booster. From now on, if you want to use that phrase, you have to send me a check to boost MY economy.
Curry - unless it's Thai.
And unlike you, Pete, I like my leaf blower. My weed eater.. well, we're on speaking terms and that's about it.
I hate spider crickets, waiting in line, and the fact that we all have to be "politically correct". No offense AT ALL intended but when did handicapped become physically challenged or retarded >>mentally challenged. How about fat to obese? or even poor to underprivledged? I probably spelled that way wrong, so I must be mentally challenged. And yes, I know i do not punctuate well...don't really care. I think all those "hoity toity" terms make the conditions seem like oddities more than the typical terms do. Again, no offense intended.
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